cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

fallingloki:

pudgysam:

fallingloki:

im so emotional over bucky barnes dont touch me

fuck you what about the fact that he has a bionic arm with the capability to crush steve’s throat but instead he hits him because no matter how angry or confused bucky is, some part will always recognize steve and think “keep him alive keep him alive” fuck you fuck this i need a fucking drink

can you not

batched:

notsosilentwallflower:

batched:

knightlock:

how much do boy/girlfriend cost

at least 3 potato

didn’t it use to be 2 potato

the recession hit us hard

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

rattling-the-keys asked: Pssssst. Hello, beautiful person ❤ once you get this, you must share five random facts about yourself, and then pass this on to your ten favourite followers ❤

Aw thank you I am honored to be a favorite follower <3

1. I love zucchini 

2. I live in southern california

3. Favorite food is sushi

4. I am currently watching the office (US Version) and im on season 7

5. Tom Hiddleston is the bae but I guess you could work that out already by my url